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(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.
Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.
Person 2: That's dildos, man.
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An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.
Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?
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Someone who's just embarassed themselves.
'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'
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People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
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An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.
"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo"
"mate, look at him!"
"yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real"
"omg man! he totally said it was real to me!"
"duh, hes a dildo."
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The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.
The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!
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An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick
God dylan you're such a dildo XD