daddy dinger

the act of transcending from a young man to an wise old sage, by hooking up with a partner 12 years or more younger. From that moment on, he will exclusively wear cargo pants, tommy Bahama shirts and spend his money on an entry level Porsche.

Rich hits one daddy dinger and now he won’t stop quoting caddyshack and wears a cheap gold chain.

Dinger Daddy

A very hot man who can hit lots of home runs on the field and in the bedroom

After what that dinger daddy does on the field I cant wait to see what he does in bed.

dinger daddy

The guy that smokes weed and fucks bitches and hit dingers whenever he wants

I'm the fucking dinger daddy

bling dinger

sum1 who wears fake "bling"

"andrew u bling dinger!" said i

"nope im not its a real swansea ring." said andrew

"did u find it in a cracker?" said i

"no i bought it at the liberty stadium." said andrew

hum-dinger

n. something that's really funny, as a joke, or perhaps an occurance that was exciting or funny. syn. doozey.

1. this dude bumped my car the other day. i got a hum-dinger of a scratch on it.
2. did you see ho much air he got? that was a hum-dinger.

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Ring dinger

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.

Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)

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PooPoo Dinger

A hallucinogenic drug such as marijuana, or crack cocaine, in an enhanced form; only accessible to very prestigious parties, with high income.

I say, Charles, those PooPoo Dingers made me trip more than an intoxicated primate.

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