Hit dingers

u and ur buddies hit dingers at the ballpark

Alfred Delia and I hit dingers at the ballpark, it was gnarly.

hum-dinger

n. something that's really funny, as a joke, or perhaps an occurance that was exciting or funny. syn. doozey.

1. this dude bumped my car the other day. i got a hum-dinger of a scratch on it.
2. did you see ho much air he got? that was a hum-dinger.

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dinger

A loving alternitive to using the term penis for a young boy's pee organ.

Dude, put your baby brother's diaper back on because his dinger is hanging out for everyone to see.

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Ring dinger

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.

Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)

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PooPoo Dinger

A hallucinogenic drug such as marijuana, or crack cocaine, in an enhanced form; only accessible to very prestigious parties, with high income.

I say, Charles, those PooPoo Dingers made me trip more than an intoxicated primate.

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ding dinger

the gates that blink and go down before a train goes by or a bridge goes up

-hey, why are all these cars waiting around?
--the ding dingers just went down, the train is about to pass.

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Wing dinger

A person who thinks that he/ she is proficient at gaining the attention of attractive individuals in a social setting (wingman) however, their proficiency is questionable and is mocked openly by the previously mentioned attractive individuals.

"Wow, John is a real Wing dinger.." said with a tone of sarcastic disdain.

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