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similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.
i.e. pirating
I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount
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When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
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While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?
Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.
Austin: Cool bro! *high five*
Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
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got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
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The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.
At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.
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(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
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The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
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