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Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
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Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.
Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.
You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.
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To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
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Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
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What everyone should be doing right now
Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary
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An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible
I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.
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When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
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