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When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.
I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.
When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)
They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.
When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.
My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.
When a partner keeps threatening divorce in a marriage. They don’t think the divorce will actually ever happen, and are using the threat of divorce as a form of control.
He played divorce chicken and lost.
The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....
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When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.
Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.
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To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.
Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."
I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.
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