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When a straight male wants to make gay jokes to his straight friends or make them feel uncomfortable by touching them and saying gay things to them to mess with them.
HEY Bryce you wanna come over to my house later so we can Doink Around?
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a word exclaimed while pointing to one's groin area with both the index and middle fingers on each hand after seeing someone they would like to have sexual intercourse with.
an attractive young female walks by a group of young males, resulting in the most arrogant yet humurous young male of the group turning around to face her while gesturing and exclaiming "DOINK!".
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a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately
"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"
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To add a person to your watched user list on message boards/forums.
I doinked Ebon but he hasn't doinked me.
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A non-ugly person, attractive?
Hayyyyyy SUP QT you're a definite DOINK!
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When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.
Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.
Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.
Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.
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To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.
Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.
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