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Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.
"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"
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A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"
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Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.
Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)
A phrase used by anyone who knows it. which displays a "I don't care, but i do at the same time" feel when its said.
The X can be replaced with anything, but depending on what X is changes "what" and "means", if its a person, it would instead be "who" and "is".
Usually saying this phrase, they put on a depressed tone and slur their words, specifically "sounds", and "disappointing". Usually said like : "Soounds Disappoooointingg..."
I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing.
1. Hey, meet my friend Bob!
2. I don't know who Bob is, but it sounds disappointing...
~or~
1. Try this food!
2. I don't know what food means, but it sounds disappointing ...
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i don't even know
human 1:where is you're mom?
human:i don't even know
Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.
Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?
Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!
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Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.
'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''
''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''
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