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An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.
For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.
Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
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He is a soft little creature. He deserves better. SM is not treating him fairly. But we will love him no matter what! He's currently in a relationship with Yuta but at the same time with Taeil. What can do, its a love triangle. Better luck next time, ladies!
Protect Dong Sicheng at all coast!
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Charlie: "It's like the biggest movie in America."
Dee: "Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that."
Do you like to hang dong on the trolley?
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When a man's male member is so large that he could use it to strike a gong.
Man 1: dude, i got an 18-inch dick
Man 2:damn dude, you got a gong dong
Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)
Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?
The infamous dump and dong prank is commonly associated with drunken youths looking to have some fun (and a place to shit). While it is often used by those with a grudge against a local home or business owner, this is not always the case.
The act is similar to the more popular prank in which someone obtains a brown bag of dog shit and lights it on fire in front of someone's home, and subsequently runs away and hides like a bitch. However, the more complex dump and dong requires one of the participants to take a shit while standing on the porch. They may then ring the doorbell (hence the ding "dong") and hide to watch the greeter's reaction.
Those more daring may choose to take the titular "dong" literally. In addition to taking a dump on the front porch, they will keep their pants unzipped and expose their manhood to the unfortunate soul answering the door. This is where the prankster's creativity can shine. They may wave it around slowly, shake it back and forth in a rapid motion, or some combination of both. Once satisfaction is reached, it is advised to that the prankster sprint to a nearby getaway car that has been prepped for such an occasion.
(Tip: never dump and dong someone you know. Also be sure to check that no children are present.)
Andrew: "I can't believe the bowling alley manager won't let us inside. I wish we could get back at him somehow."
Doug: "I've got it! Let's dump and dong him!"