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Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro
A place in New Rochelle no one knows and is full of so called “rich” kids who don’t care about school because of “daddy’s money”. This place has crappy facilities and promotes child obesity due to the lack of sports and gym.
Dude 1: where do you go to school?
Dude 2: I go to Thornton Donovan
Dude 1: what’s that?
Ah yes, the mystical creature himself. donovan davis is a light skinned, almost bald, white dude with toes that look like almonds. he has an addiction to lying ab shit. in reality, it’s a bunch of me and my friends sticking around making fun of the only black friend in our group. he thinks its funny tbh
hey wanna grab food?
donovan.
who the hell is that?
donovan davis.
why does that boy look like donovan
Often the Biggest Nerd in the room. Always thinks he’s right and totally resembles Simon from Alvin and the Chimpmunks
Bro your just Like a Donovan Smart
when at least 17 gay guys all enter starbucks and gang bang the barista and the first costomer, and then they all ejaculate into a cup, top it with whipped cream, and then sell
it to a new costomer
all my friends went and did a dirty donovan, then got arrested
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The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.
Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.
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the biggest pussy in US soccer history
Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002
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