Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

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dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

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Dookie Burger

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.

I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.

Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!