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Dose

Not a microdose, but also not an overdose.

A perfectly portioned amount of drug usage for maximum enjoyment and minimal harm.

Bro 1: Yo, I brought some coke, wanna go for a quick dose over lunch?
Bro 2: Dude!! I could totally go for a dose right now.

by PirishLad January 15, 2021


Dose

the person who typed this meant to write Does but is illiterate

"I think he dose."

"Bro you're dumb as shit"

by SgtBeepJeep September 24, 2020


Dose

Dose is another way for saying does

How dose that work

by Aneu December 17, 2022


Dose

When you have picked up an STI/STD.

David: I knew I would get a dose when I planned to netflix and chill with Jenny!

by doombag123346 November 16, 2016


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
i) "These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

ii) John: "It rained the whole week we were there."

Frank: "Dose!!"

iii) "These lectures are a dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
i) Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."

Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid May 30, 2022


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid June 15, 2022


proboscis doses

A new slang term for cocaine

We're all going to get together and take some proboscis doses together!

by Bobby-P November 22, 2021