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Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.
1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.
2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.
2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.
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A group of bro's.
Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray
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every junior high kids favourite word.
kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.
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An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person
Dude, you are such a douche!!!
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a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
john edwards is a complete douch
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Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.
(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.
"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'