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to make a decision that is against all known human logic and common sense. plus whatever that may be created in the future.
so and so wants the female animal to be isolated in another pen. they think she is pregnant. what? she hasn't been with a male since way past the gestation period for her to have a baby. it's a
doug-thing. oh, okay.
The Doug Stare is basically the look we’re you have one eyebrow up with added rizz.
He really hit her with the Doug Stare💀💀💀
The thing you become when you run for president as an AI generated candidate from the year 1988.
Person A : Man, back when Hillary Clinton ran for President, she really pulled a Doug Burgum.
Person B : Yeah, no doubt.
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1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit
(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)
"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."
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Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.
Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"
Person B: "Who's gay?"
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When your cell phone is cloned. Like doug's.
Hi this is Verizon Wireless Fraud Department. Yes your cell phone has been douged.
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Used when someone says something that is obviously a lie.
Originated in a small town in Ontario during the 1990's.
Person 1:I just had sex with Pamela Anderson!
Person 2: Sure Doug...
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