sailors dozen

A group of salty men that drink and meander around talking to attractive women and trying to start fights. Sometimes found brooding over life's ways while smoking cigarettes and singing songs of old. Also known as couch pirates.

"I would go to the back of campus to buy a used radio and a fifth from the sailors dozen... but they always hit on my girlfriend."

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Minko's Dozen

A group of a variable amount. When referring to alcoholic consumption, the number is far less that 12. When referring to any food product (typically foods high in fat content), the number is far greater than 12.

"Man, I go so fat-bodied last night on a Minko's dozen of Pirogis!" or "He'll be fine... he only had a Minko's dozen of Zima."

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Half a Dozen

BMW 6-Series

BMW 645i, 650i, and M6
"We doing donuts in them half a dozens"

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dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

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Spartan's Dozen

Anything equal to 300

I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.

Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.

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Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.