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Drunk dazed is an amazing song by the talented group Enhypen formed on the survival show I-Land. It features I-land contestants K and Ej.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.
“Hey have you heard drunk-dazed yet?”
“No not yet.”
“Omg go listen to it!”
“Alright!!”
Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."
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Drunk to the point of staggering and passing out and being filthy dirty like a centrelink boong.
Example 1
Person one - Hey Browny we getting "boong drunk" tonight ?
Browny - "Oath mate"
Example 2
That dirty slut girl over there is "boong drunk".
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Feeling tired or sluggish after eating a lot of pizza.
Jimmy is pizza drunk from lunch and not getting much work done this afternoon.
To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.
"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."
The act of getting drunk incredibly quickly, off of very little alcohol due to the act of missing or skipping dinner.
Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.
Ben: How was the going away party last night?
Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?
Ben: What?
Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.
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A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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