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a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!
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n: A frog that can float, grew wings, a beak, learned to quack, became oddly deformed, and became vegetarian.
v: To grow wings and a beak and quack occasionally.
n:
Jake: Look at that sexy beast
Duck: Quack
v:
Jake: How do you duck
Jo: Like this, quack
Jake: Quack
And so they grew wings and flew off into the sunset only to be shot down .
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1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.
2) a person who is all bark
"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."
"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."
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Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"
iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"
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Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).
Will: Duck!
Dan: Chicken!
Eugene: You ladyboy?
Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!
Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.
A swimming bird used to blame the loud passing of gas in a group of two or more people.
He let loose with a loud long fart at the party and yelled, "Damn ducks!"
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Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.
Also can be used as a random exclimation.
Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.
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