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Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.
My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.
My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.
Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.
That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.
A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.
“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”
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An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.
"That chin dumpling has six chins!"
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to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.
i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!
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