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When a filmmaker started with a good script or even shot a good film, but poor editing ruined it.
Everyone thought Johnson's new film would be a hit based on the script that leaked, but he ended up cutting the dwarf and it tanked at the box office.
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Originally meaning a small cool star; approximately 100 times the mass of Jupiter but can be used to describe the penis after ejaculation.
1) Guy 1:I always put my boxers on after i have sex because i dont want my girlfriend to see my red dwarf.
Guy 2: Thats...nice. (Presses hidden button to call for security)
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a dwarf who has no medical deficiency other then the inability to turn on light switches, and drive without sitting on a book.
Guy 1:Wow dude, is that a midget?
Guy 2:Nah man i dont think he has any problem other then the fact that he can never have anything but a mimi fridge.
Guy 1:Must be a achondroplastic dwarf.
Guy 2: Ah shit
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to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.
damn you just got spackle dwarfed
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Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home
midget: i hate dwarf labor
Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!
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Basically the new form of facial, after giving it to the bitch real hard. Induce a sneeze (pocket pepper). Blow that shit all over da bitches face. See if you can time both loads perfectly.
The Sixth Dwarf can show all sorts of love and affection..
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God, Jim and I had so much fun last night. He gave me a sixth dwarf and I couldn't even see.
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Lexi and I had the time of our lives. Right after doing it I sixth dwarfed that face off.
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