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Earth Minute

A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.

When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.

by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009


Scorched Earth

When an army is retreating, destroying everything that could be of use to the enemy as it goes ie: railways,bridges,buildings,power,oil instalations etc etc so all that falls into the enemys hands is wreckage&land scorched by demolition charges.

"as they retreated, they destroyed everything in thier path leaving nothing but fire, destruction and scorched earth"

by Recklessxzx September 26, 2008

149πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.

squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

36πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Earth Dragon

When a man fully burried in sand or dirt gets fully erect causing his penis to emerge from the earth like a dragon.

Dude, yesterday I got burried and out of no where I got an earth dragon.

by yoloswagger42069 January 14, 2014


google earthing

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.

I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.

by kginatl August 16, 2006

1496πŸ‘ 222πŸ‘Ž


Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

65πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Earth Quaking

A variation of β€œsoaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž