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eBay Stalker

A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.

Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.

Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.

Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.

by Fat boy in the basement May 28, 2005

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Ebay Camping

Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.

Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...

I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...

by xbustacap March 18, 2007

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eBay Hangover

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.

"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."

by BrewTat September 23, 2008

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ebay warrior

A guy that will buy anything to sell on ebay, unprofessionally. Just to justify his possession mean something to someone in the world.

Thinking of the feed back and hoping for slivers of potential profits wake these souls up in the morning. Will also get panicy if not able to log onto ebay at regular intervals to up dated on any changes.

Dude 1: what you doing today?

Dude 2: buying and selling on ebay, i found this gold plated xbox that....

Dude 1: your such an ebay warrior!!!

by jameshaley October 21, 2010


got-ebayed

when you pay for something on ebay and receive nothing!!

when you pay for an item you won and they send you nothing and the seller closes their account, " dude i just got-ebayed"

by otti July 13, 2009


eBay Weed

An eBay paid plant. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write cheerleading online posts, or spread disinformation. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write derogatory posts about the competition or those not completely supporting eBay.

Another tweet from an eBay Weed saying only NARUs and lousy sellers fail on eBay.

by HouseOfUsher January 30, 2010


Ebay bummer

Used as a derogatory name for other Ebay users who bid on the same item(s) you are trying to win, thereby pushing the price up.

"All these Ebay bummers are bumming on the lampshade I want!"

by annod August 10, 2010

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