Random
Source Code
Random
Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue
When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor
When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid
I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant
The term spicy eggplant refers to an Indian using curry sauce as lube but also a food in the Indian menu
Mary: smear all that curry sauce on me and give me your spicy eggplant
When you dip your dick in chili oil and switch from anal to vaginal
I totally used spicy eggplant on your mom last night
The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.
really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk
eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**
when you fill your partner up with your eggplant
I did some eggplantation to my girlfriend last night. ;)