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Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.
Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home
"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"
Not a motivated but a disciplined person. Always honest but very sensitive. Expresses feelings through amazing rap music.
The way you just freestyled you definitely pulled a young elder
A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.
Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.
(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully
Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us
(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully
Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us