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Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.
Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!
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The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.
"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."
"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
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a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house
pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps
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When your faced with the only option to take a dump. Very common when one is faced with difficult task or anxiety.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
I can't take the pressure! I have to emergency poo!
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Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.
ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October
Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.
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Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.
Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.
Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.
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The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.
-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.
-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!
-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?
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