Eggplant Emoji

Dick.

Eggplant emojis are commonly used to represent male genetalia.

I sent her some wild eggplant emoji pics

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Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

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Emoji Cat

An cat made out of emojis.

Hey look, she made her own emoji cat!

Rocky Emoji

The Rocky Emoji 🐶 has a real name, Rocky.

I love my Rocky Emoji 🐶.

Emoji Fetish

An emoji fetish is when individuals obtain sexual satisfaction through the explicit use of smartphone emojis. This is often accomplished through text message, but can be used in intimate in-person settings. These individuals may obtain sexual gratification through verbalizing emojis during sexual acts.

"Oh yea baby, I'm gunna 100 underlined emoji three water droplet emoji all over your peach emoji"

"Oh fuck sweating face emoji, it feels so good when you tongue face emoji my eggplant emoji, fire emoji"
"Oh my god it is so hot emoji that you also have an emoji fetish"

The Emoji Movie

Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.

Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.

The Emoji Movie

One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.

After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself.