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A country that is part of the United Kingdom. It contains one of the largest economies in the world, and is indeed a world power.
While the majority of England's population is not what is depicted in the media as "tea-drinking-bloody-saying limeys", most of it's internet population as self centered bigots, who openly boast about the "greatness" of their country, and putting down America because we created our own culture after gaining independence, and we don't constantly praise England. See highest voted entries for verification.
Even as England complains about how Americans "all think we talk funny and are all posh and drink tea" they make equally brash generalizations about Americans, about how all Americans are "fat, disgusting, crude and play fake sports like American football" A lot of English people tend to use what happened hundreds of years ago as the main point of their arguments, thinking that their generation of people are the ones that "freed" America, when the majority of the English aren't even related to strong political powers during the 1700's, nor was America freed by English, but instead the war was won by America that earned America's freedom.
Some English individuals are incapable of accepting other people's cultures, since it is not their own, and therefore it is wrong.
from Engalnd - "Your football is not a real sport!"
America - "Why?"
England - "Because it's not like our football!"
America - "....."
England - "You should stop playing baseball! Why is it called the world series when it's only played in America?!"
America" One, just because it's not massively popular ni your country doesn't mean others should stop playing it, two, it's called the world Series because a large quantity of players who play in American Baseball teams are from around the world, and multiple countries play in the world series, namely Canada and Mexico. People do play baseball in England too, you know."
England - "Your culture is stupid, you call lager beer, which is wrong!"
America - "We're sorry that we have developed a different culture now, and part of that includes different words for different things."
England - "Well... your culture is stupid! And all American's are fat and disgusting!"
America "wow... Yes, around two thirds of American adults are considered over-weight, so are half of English people, with that number steadily rising."
England - "....... your still dumb!"
America - "The literacy rate for both America and England is 99%."
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There is alot of americans (n sum auzzies) dissin MY country, saying that--
1-we are mongrels,
2.we never brush our teet,
3.we hate the irish,
4.we eat crumpets an scones an drink tea all day,
5.'can't go five minutes without diving into a bottle '.
6.we cant do sport despite inventing them all,
7.we are patriotic,
8.have stupid accents,
9.we are stuck up and claim that we hate america baecuase there men come over and shag all our women ..WTF.
10. automaticaly think were from london
all i can say in reply is
1.how can the americian call us mongreals when we fecking discovered there fecking country
2.we do brush our teeth that is why we dont need to spend £££ getting them whitened etc
3. we dont hate the irish there cool n have amazing FIT accents
4. we hardly ever eat scones n crumptets n so what if we drink tea..it beats sitting on fat asses eating double bugers chips and coke
5. we can go plenty a time with out a drink, u guys just dont no how to have fun. an at least we dont try an fix all our troubles by going on 'trisha' or 'the jeremy kyle show' an gettin cruddy counclling. n if 1 of us were n acholic at least we wouldnt sue the alchol comoany for getting us drunk. (think fat people suing maccds or smokers suing the ciggy company)
6.yes thankyou we did invent them all, an america can hardly critisize us for sport skills we are indeed much better then them at fotball (the most popular sport of all) and 2 u auzzie peeps out there im quite psoitve we won the ashes from you AND we won rugby world cup..and at least we dont call football soccer.
7. WTF most people hate the queen or dont have ne opinion on her theres the occasional old women that collects royal family shit. its called culture (no not hollywood C-U-L-T-U-R-E)
8. most americans probly dont even know what n english accent is (they probly think we all act an talk like hugh grant when actualy hes a twat hus very un-english) there isnt really n english accent cause pretty much every where in england has a different bloody accent.
9. from a girls point of view english men are generally much fitter and a hell of a lot less anooying then americans alothgh auzzies r OK. Most girls like a guy with a GSOH n sorry but most americans tend to be missing that trate.
10. im not from london there is alot of othere place but london ... look it up it you really must.
... So what if America is the nmber 1 power of the world there also the number 1 cause for global warming and dont come any where for trying to prevent it.
sorry about all the typos but im lazy an cant type
American- Wooo i rule cause' im Americian
Englishman- sure wateva u say
Irishman- Hey Mr. England were mates ya know
American- no ur not u h8 each ova now fight kill kill kill lets start a war over nothink n drop aload of atomic bombs n kill sum people.
American2- nah we did that yes2day
Australian- HEY u english guy guve us back our ashes
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A great place to have come from and i am certainly proud of my English heritage.
Its the home of REAL football (paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football but without pads i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen u just took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.
Policians are snide and the Conservative party are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho there are some real skanks, the US does have the OC in Cali tho, i have been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really do love the british accent.
Hot girl 1: I dont no which i prefer, the US of England
Hot girl 2: I do, i love England, its full of hot guys with more money than Americans, because of compariable exchnage rates, and Oxford is the best uni in the world
Hot girl 1: yeh, but we wudnt be considerd as hot in Engalnd
Hot gilr 2: yeh, there are way more hot girls, so that is true
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One of the best countrys in the world, that everybody hates for some reason.
1) rains, not all the time, just most the time.
2) you dont know what your dentist is saying, because there usually from russia or bloody ukraine.
3) unfortunatly home to the chav.
4) inventors of football
5) England, full of tough people
6) England makes nice cars
7) The place where most AMERICANS orginally come from!
8) The country that started the industrial revoloution.
9) Full of dirty muslims. They hate us yet they come to live in our country, i think they should all fuck of back to their caves.
10) moving on, we have a prick as our goverment, whose name is Gordon Brown. WHO IS SCOTTISH?!
11) BEST FOOD, EVER!
12) BEST MUSIC
i cant be bothered to go on, but i could go on if i wanted to, but im english and arragant so i'll bloody well do what i want.
oh, and before i forget we have the best accents in the world, we dont have those silly gay american accents that are squeaky and just plain retarded.
As you can see, not all good points, but for a small country I think the rest of the world can be pretty harsh to us.
American: Haha you're english you're such a tool
English Person: Hang on a sec, most americans are decendants of England. SO GO FUCK YA SELF YOU SWEATY TWAT!
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England is a fantastic country that is hated by most other countries in the world.
However, the English don't give a shit about this due to hundreds of years of getting used to this.
Out of the United Kingdom (lol):
The Welsh hate us the most but they are cunts anyway so it doesn't count.
The Scottish also hate us but they are all so pissed can't remember why.
Our other close neighbours;
The Irish are so thick they forget to hate us at times but atleast they are fun.
So here we live as a happy little family.
WELL GO FUCK YOURSELVES THE ENGLISH ARE GREAT AND YOU LOT ARE ALL CUNTS.
england english welsh scottish irish cunts
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Nice country with mostly good people. Some though claim Americans to be fat ignorant turds, yet when you search England mostly all you see is praise because most people from the United States appreciate England and recognize it is a good country.
Yet when you search United States all you hear is bad things and idiotic stereotypes. Some English people can't except that they are no long the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and have to share the spotlight with the United States. They always speak of the atrocities committed by America yet they seem to forget that for a good portion of history especially during 19th century imperialism they were some of the most evil pricks in the world.
Every country has its flaws yet British seem to love ranting and raving about "stupid American's," yet everywhere you look in England there is American influence and some English cannot accept that United States and Britain rely on each other more than some English people would like to admit. It's sad that these few people don't realize that they are no better than the "fat, evangelical, gun slinging, idiotic Americans." And this does not apply to all British people because half of my family currently lives in London, but just like here in the hated United States there are idiotic fools who don't know their facts and tarnish their country's reputation.
I fucking hate people from the U.S because their totally stupid even though i sit here reading these tabloid magazines about American pop culture sipping on my Coca-Cola! England zomg!!!!!!
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