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a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?
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When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.
I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.
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When a woman puts 2 ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blow-job.
We were playing with food when she gave me an Eskimo Cocktail
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A long-haired white dog formerly known as a German Spitz.
Hey, is that classy American Eskimo yours???
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Related to the term "Eskimo Brothers", an Eskimo Princess is a girl with whom Eskimo Brothers have both had sexual relations with.
David and Will had both slept with Sara, hence Sara is David and Will's Eskimo Princess.
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While having Intercourse when the male is going at it a bit too hard and pulls out from the nice Cocoon like warmth of the vagina only to be met by the freezing cold air of a Back Alley/Bus Shelter aswell as the horny bitch screaming stick it back in there!, which symbolises an Eskimo leaving his nice warm (fish smelling) igloo only to be met by a blizzard and a big angry "Fuck Off" Polar Bear.
Dave: "Hey Jeremy, was waiting for the bus the other night with Kate but it wasnt coming for 15 minutes so i gave her The Peeping Eskimo, she roared like a polar bear.
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An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.
Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise
Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.
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