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Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else

I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.

by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024


Repeto Sermo Essay

When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test

I didn’t know what to write so I pulled a repeto sermo essay

by The Ferg Miester November 30, 2018


Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020


Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.

Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.

by Cinkay July 3, 2015


The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022


SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 10, 2011


Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.

Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.

by Sofer November 1, 2010