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european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

by carlos ortiz October 26, 2007

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THE EUROPEAN LAD

The EUROPEAN LAD Is a loser troll account on twitter who supports ajax and keeps crying about irrelevant things.
he is a messi fan and always hates ronaldo.

THE EUROPEAN LAD IS SO DUMB.

by LIcha1234 November 6, 2022

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European Union

A bunch of 55 year old virgins who lead European countries into the ground. They're also censoring memes because fuck freedom of speech right guys?

Pewdiepie: The European Union are banning memes!
Fans: LET'S MEME THE EU SO THEY HAVE TO BAN THEMSELVES!

by TheIrishMadMan September 16, 2018

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European Union

An institution that would be useful if it hadn't just 1% of "federal" money and would finally create a real government and army. An anticipation of what has yet to happen in Europe, and which has already happened in America 200 or something years ago.

Despite several complaints that the European Union is getting too much money, this is in fact not so: "In the fifties, 17% of America's GDP went to the federal government. Now, this figure turns around 20%. In 1929, however, the year of the massive global economic crash, the federal government received only 1% of America's GDP," said Belgium's Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt.

by Smartaz January 31, 2006

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European Dragon

The classical fire-breathing Western dragon, with wings, scales,an arrowhead tail, claws, and horns

That dragon is an European Dragon

by The Isbey August 16, 2006

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European Union

You have two European girls in a 69 position with each other, and you have the option of entering from either 'border'

Anna, Cecile and I just had a European Union!

by Shazzamm January 24, 2012

65๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


latin european

A latin european is anyone of mediterranean european descent.
i.e.
Southern French (inc. Monacoan), Italian (inc. Maltese, Sammarinian, and Vatican City), Spanish (inc. Andorran), Portuguese, Greek.

However, sometimes, "latin european" is also incorrectly used to refer to the "romance-speaking" (languages like French, Italian, Spanish, n Portuguese) nations of Europe.

It is the European term for "Latin American".

1. I'm from Latin Europe
2. So you're Latin European? Latin Europeans are sexy, apart from Vatican City people, they're religious)
1. LOLface, i no wot you mean.
2. I'm religious, i'm sexy, lets have sex twice in our whole life!
1. LOL LOL ROFLOL.
2. I'm the pope and I'm attractive!
3. Did I hear someone mention........ POPE?!
2. Ummm yeah, why?
3. Praise the pope!
1. Er.... yeah... wtf?
3. PRAISE PRAISE. The pope is a reincarnation of Jesus
2. Like seriously dude, christians dont believe in reincarnation.
3. But I'm not a christian.
1. Well why are you saying "praise the pope"?
3. I want to worship his body, and sex him when he's not looking.
1+2. Right, ok...
3. Ps, I hand out free handjobs ya no ;)
4. Did someone just say free handjobs???
3. Yes, I did!
1. Hey this discussion is meant to be about Latin Europeans btw...
4. I like handjobs
3. Where's your penis??
4. I cut it off :)
1+2+3. Uhhhhhhhhhhh!.... what??????
4. This way, I can wear tighter pants :)
1. omg...
2. he's naked
3. and he has no penis! I WANT you!!!!!
4. And the moral of this story is... Get naked, Get transgendered, and you can Get some SEX!
1. Er... this is SUPPOSED to be about Latin Europeans!!!!!
4. I'm Latin European.
2. No you're not, you have blond hair!
4. Oh :( Well I have black pubic hair...
1+2. Ewwwwwwwww
3. YUMMMMMM

by PressMyButtonsForSomeFunInBed,OrOnTheFloor April 14, 2008

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