Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pure eyed

A pure eyed person will never see the bad things on earth and thinks of everything as a great and amazing thing

Her family died and she is still happy she is so pure eyed

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

ghee-eyed

irish slang:
meaning to be paroletic

i was completely ghee-eyed

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cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

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Polly eyed

when a person,usually white, who usually doesnt smoke, gets blown and their eyes start dodging everywhere.

Dang that polly purebread chick got polly eyed last night she was so blown.

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