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Fabian Haircut

A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.

Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.

by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018

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Fabian Augustin

200-year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿. Titty connoisseur🤱 and fruitloops speaclist🦒, known for his underground racing tournaments where is adopted WHITE son Tob dominate the competition🏎️. Together they're taking over both the NASCAR and Flim industry.

👹 😈🔮vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb 🔮😈👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

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Fabian Gutierrez

A fucking gaybian that can't keep his hands to himself. Usually likes to state where he likes the dick. Example: "stop being such an asshole". See. He likes it in the shit cave. All Fabian Gutierrez' like it in the shit cave. or in the bung hole. same shit. Anyways. He's fucking gay.

"Fabian Gutierrez is so fucking gay."

by JesusCristo November 3, 2016

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pullin a fabian

Acting socially akward and embarrasing all around you; refusing to pay any money what so ever and being extremely rude to adults and or authority.

pushing an old lady down, by pullin a fabian, to grab a nickel that is under her foot.

by eric charlton January 14, 2007

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Fabian Quincey Bailey

A sexy, sexy man who tends to date hott girls, dump them to fuck ugly girls and then try to get with other hott ones.

Dude, that guys is totally being a Fabian Quincey Bailey. Did you see those girls in the order of completion??

by CobraKiss October 28, 2008

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a Fabian

There actually are different meanings of "being a Fabian".
Either, they act idiotic and reckless at other people's expense without knowing they're annoying.
Or they act like dummies and do something silly. People usually don't get when they are a Fabian - but in fact, everyone else does.

In either way, if you called "a Fabian", you should think about your actions and what effect they do have to other people.

(1)
Person 1: *"accidentally" nudges someone, laughs*
Person 2 (a friend): "Dude, you're such a Fabian..."

(2)
Person 1: *walking down a street; talkes to Person 2*
*crashes into a road sign* "Ouch.."
Person 2: *shakes head* "Wow, you're such a Fabian !"

by ItsjustRia November 16, 2018


Fabian

Is a loner who thinks he’s all high and mighty, sometimes calls himself “A GOD”. Thinks he’s funny but actually isn’t. Is surprisingly super annoying no one can stand him. Also thinks he can pull any girl and thinks he’s a “heartbreaker”. Memorizes rap lyrics to try and impress his friends. He’s also super cocky. Tries to act like he doesn’t like his friends but deep down he loves em ;) Sometimes, just sometimes he can be nice. Rarely shows his soft spot. Finding a fabian is pretty difficult because they are so rare, but if somehow one ends up in your life consider yourself lucky ( well sort of because you still have to put up with his annoying ass :)

Ugh he reminds me so much of a fabian

by Kidnextdoor75 May 14, 2021