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A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.
sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
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fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.
Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile!!!!! And i even changed my name on there to be h@rDc0r3.
High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag.
get a facebook.
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A site made for the destruction of all situational and inside humor.
M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined.
J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.
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(verb) to send someone a typed document in a Facebook message
Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing?
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.
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a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =
like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!
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a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-
christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....
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To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
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