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A person, usually a man between the ages of 18-40, who could've possibly cured cancer, world-wide famine, poverty, or written the next great American novel if they devoted half the time they spend riding Marvel's dick to something actually important.
Can be observed either
A) Relentlessly defending Marvel against ANY criticism(imagined or not)
or
B) Personally insulting and/or otherwise getting genuinely upset at people that don't think Marvel(Cinematic Universe) is THE #1 entertainment entity, in all or most ways. Will unironically accuse anyone of divergent opinion regarding Marvel of being a "DC fanboy" even if said person has never read comics. Rumored, but unconfirmed to masturbate to Disney-stocks they don't even own.
How these guys find the time to work a job, sleep, or even wash their hands is a question for the ages, considering there is literally no time they cannot be seen knob jockeying online. *See IGN comment sections*
Regular Person: So I just got back from seeing *insert latest Marvel movie here*, and it was good but...
Marvel Fanboy: In all fairness nothing in the entire universe is perfect, so you're just nitpicking.
Regular Person: No, I would've just preferred if they...
Marvel Fanboy: So you're saying you could've made a better movie?
Regular Person: What? No. I'm just giving my opinion as a viewer...
Marvel Fanboy: Funny. I didn't see you "just giving your opinion" on the Batman Vs Superman article. You're obviously a full of shit troll.
Regular Person: Well, that's because I didn't see Batman Vs Superman...
Marvel Fanboy: LOL wow great fucking logic! Found the DC fanboy! *Tells "Martha" joke for the quadrillionth time while fantasizing getting spit-roasted by Stan Lee and Walt Disney*
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People that are addicted to spending their money on Apple products.
Im not going to use Android. Im an apple fanboy.
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annoying shits who think every single apple product/feature is revolutionary, even though it was on something else before
OMG IPHONE 4S HAS 8MP CAMERA OOMG OMG.
dude, theres a 12MP camera on the Nokie N8
SHUT UP THEY COPIED ITTTTT
apple fanboys are annoying
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(n) a person who owns a Macbook, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, doesn't work in graphic design or something that would justify owning all Apple products, is probably a hipster working on their screenplay, and who believes that somehow, that makes them better than you.
Fanboy: "You use a PC? Oh, this? It's just my Macbook Air. I'm using it to write my memoirs. Macs don't get viruses, you know."
Human: "You're an Apple fanboy, and I'm going to immediately disregard anything you say about technology ever."
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Halo fanboys are generally people so devoted to Halo that they'll play no other game. If someone dislikes the game then the fanboy will throw a fit.
Most Halo fanboys (not to be steriotypical) are 12-year-olds.
Man TV: "GTA SA just came out on the Xbox and I'm loving it better than Halo!!"
Halo fanboy: "growlingGggrrr, shudup you stupid ijit Halo is 5,000,000 times better than stupid GTA!!!"
Or;
Gamer: "Hey I like Halo and all but Halo 2 was kinda overrated ya know what I'm sayi--"
Halo fanboy: "--Shuddup Halo was not overrated it is the r0xx0r5!!!"
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A fanboy who is ashamed to be enthusiastic and excited about a product or property because it makes them feel nerdy. Usually they gang up on the fanboys on blogs, reviews, and chat rooms.
The Closet Fanboys were out in full force today on Amazon hating the new Star Wars special edition Blu-ray release.
Someone who is of non-Japanese culture but desperately wants to be one, probably watched a lot of anime, and goes to Japanese language classes.
Daksh is such a Japanese fanboy, he was up till 4:30am watching anime.