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A fangirl is a girl who found something, like a book or a tv show, and liked it.
They have a roller-coaster of emotions, and will burst at any second. If you mention something she likes, or someone she obsesses over, she will literally explode with fangirl emotions.
How do fangirls fangirl, you might ask? Well, let me educate you, child.
How it normally goes is they gasp, then jump up and down, and make many strange noises, typically squeaks and shrieks. Then, they will proceed to speak about said thing at the speed of light, listing off every good trait about that thing. Sometimes they get so hyper they cry, so watch out.
Also, don't anger a fangirl. If you have an opinion about something, and your opinion is negative towards her favorite band, show, book ect, I would suggest you run. I mentioned once or twice they have many emotions, so trust me when I say they're full of anger too. You could literally shatter a relationship if you said something offensive towards the things she's obsessive towards. I have literally kicked people, bit them, and jumped on their backs and hit them, because they said something I didn't like. So like I said, watch out.
Fangirls have pretty high standards when it comes to men. I mean, they fangirl over people like Gerard Way, Fred Weasley, Sherlock Holmes, Daniel Howell ect. But of course she has a senpai, or crush, if you don't know senpai.
boy: so, have you heard about Gerard Way? He's filming Umbrella Academy now.
fangirl: *gasp* rrREALLYY?!?! OHMYGOODNESS IWUOFGBHCAOIULTU9GNUHFVOUGHUGHUY *jumps up and down*
boy: are you okay?
fangirl: ISYGA LIGDSHIUTGSRIUGSHVY
boy: it's not even that good--
fangirl: ...what.
boy: yeah, Gerard didn't do that good of a job--
fangirl: WHAT. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SON OF A GUN--
boy: oh sugar honey ice tea--
A female, usually between the ages of 12-19, Who will obsess over comics, movies,TV shows, books and music
Girl 1 :" Oh my goodness, Did you here the new single by (whatever Artist) "
Being a fangirl can include:
Being Obsessive
High levels of stalking
Weird noises that you didn't know humans could even make
Having more pictures of your obsession than of yourself
Etc.
There are mainly three types of fangirl. Type A: Obsessed with appearance, Type B: Obsessed with talent. Type C: Creepy Stalker. Type A fangirl usually fall for the boybands. The classic white girls. They may really love their music and voices, but it mainly comes from "how hot they are." They will see a picture of them for the first time and probably think, " OMG they are so hot! I am going to listen to their music now!!!" They fell for the looks first. Type B: will watch the show or listen to the music first. They slowly fall in love with the characters or band members. They research the actors and fall in love with them too. They obsess a lot but not where it gets too creepy. They enjoy merch, ships, OTP's, pizza, sleep, and their idol. Now type C. Type C are way out of hand. They need every peice of merch there is, make out with there cardboard cutouts and are nuts. This type is very unhealthy. They will kidnap their idol if they got close enough. NOT ALL FANGIRLS ARE LIKE TYPE C. Type C is very uncommon but many tend to think all fangirls are the same.
Fangirl Type A: OMG!! Hary Styles is so cute. I totally want him to be my boyfriend! OMG he is so hot also!
Fangirl Type B: Yuuuuusss Johnlock! Yuuussss DEstiel! I will be dead before season 4 of Sherlock. God Damn it Moffat. OOOHHH nooo ROSE!! *sobs*
Type C: Oh my god. I am going to rape niall horan and marry harry styles and make out with justin beiber. omg i am going to kidnap them and keep them in my basement.
A girl who gets really excited about things she’s a fan of (Broadway, Marvel, a band, etc.). From the boys’ point of view, they’re the scariest things on earth, second only to dead memes. From the girls’ point of view, it’s just part of life.
Girl 1: What's up?
Girl 2: Eh, not much. Just fangirling over Hamilton.
A female who is undiniably obsessed with a fictional character, actor, tv show, etc..
Do NOT attempt to approach when she is fangirling. Blood will spill.
"Wow she's such a fangirl... it worries me sometimes"
*camera moves to a rabid girl covered in tears* "WHaT dO yOU meaN?? I'm FINE!"
The way Brenda gets about Harry Styles
You: Harry who?
Brenda: It all started in the year of 1994, when he was born.... He worked at a bakery.... Was on Xfactor..... hiatus... Taylor Swift..... smirk..... shoes.... twerking...
You: NANI?!?! Fangirling at these levels shouldn't be possible!
Liamutsu: guys look its Jimin
Ayah: OMFG TAKE ME! TAKE ME! HE'S MINE! DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? HE'S MY HUSBAND
Liamutsu: omfg she's fangirling again
AnnE: Its called an Ayah