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Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.
An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"
2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"
You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
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Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.
"Man she's hot. I'd TP the FB."
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A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
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noun - soap used exclusively for the purpose of cleaning one's hands pre-or-post finger bang (fb).
1) Dang, that girl Gina sure is stanky! I hope you used the fb soap after you guys hooked up at the party.
2) Melissa noticed that her lover's hands were dirty from working in the garage, so she broke out the fb soap in case they decided to get busy before dinner.
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A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?
Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.
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When you post something on facebook and delete it at a later time due to the realization that it really wasn't a cool enough idea to share in the first place.
FB Remorse, big time
Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.
I have to delete this FB smartass comment some dickweed left on my status.