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The act of inserting an object in one's anal cavity in order to "attempt" to encounter fecies. Despite the name, fecies do not, in fact, have nerve endings, so there is no way to measure if they receive a "tickle". Fecal tickles can have pleasurable intent, as well as malicious- and often come as a surprise to the host party.
Robb was watching Greys Anatomy and drinking wine with Carl. Robb fell asleep on the couch, so Carl decided to fecal tickle Robb with a Apple TV remote.
A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.
He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.
The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.
When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.
I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!
A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.
Literally - Shit List.
Alternatively: Catalog of Crap
Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."
Philo: "What kind of rooster?"
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This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.