picket fencing

In competitive forensics, to picket fence is to recieve only scores of 1 (the highest score) in all speech rounds.

Sarah: How did you do at the Jack Howe tournament?
David: I picket fenced it!

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fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

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fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

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Lee - Fence

football term used to describe a somalian form of defence where the initiators fake injury in the first five minutes of a game against a team they know they cant beat just so they cant get blamed for the loss

liban successfully faked his injury in the first five minutes of the game and escaped blame for martingrove's loss thanks to lee - fence

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Piss it on the fence

When someone trys to accomplish something they have worked hard to do and fails in a way that would make that effort seem worthless. Fuck it, fuck that. (Ussually said in a competitive atmosphere after a humiliating loss)

Ex1.
P1: wtf has he been doing
P2: idk tht nigga can not kick flip for shiiit
P4*snaps board attempting k flip down gap*
P3: that's "E"
P2:Piss it on the fences
Ex2.
P1: wtf dude mewtwo is so cheap
P2: really nigga?!
P3: Dude.
P1: Fuck! See dude that same shit every time!
P2: HAHAHAHA gotcho ass with that ghetto ass combo
P3: Jesus Christ this nigga just died at "0%"
P4: Piss it on the fence
Ex3.
P1:Dude I heard u got Tammy pregnant
P2: shhhh damn we don't know yet
P1: *Loud*Nah dude fuk that that's fucked up!
P2: well damn nigga just piss it on the fence then.

hit the fence

The act of running away from the police or any other form of law enforcement officer. Also used to define a fight-or-flight situation requiring immediate action or planning.

I seen the laws and I had to hit the fence as soon as they pulled up on me.

meat fencing

When gay sex gets competitive/violent.

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"