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The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!
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The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.
What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.
First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.
A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.
The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.
Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)
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What de fuck, just switch the d and f
404:example of "what fe duck" is not found
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When a dude is fucking a dude in the ass you go to give him the reach around. Right before the point of no return you pull out and shove your free handed fist elbow deep into the anal cavity.
Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
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An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
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Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best person ever.
Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best bestie ever. Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is Funny and very gay.