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The art by which people get dressed up and go to nightclubs and pretend not to be noticed only to secretly be in desperate need for acceptance and validation
girls dressing like sluts, guys trying to talk to girls - they are all seeking approval and its nothing but a validation fest
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An occurance in which someone will complain about their lives and/or something bad that happened to them, only to be topped by someone else who is trying to sound more worse off to obtain attention. If it is a true pity fest, THIS person will also become out-pitied by someone with an even worse thing that happened to them. This goes on until finally someone has the most pitiful story and everyone feels bad for them, which is what they really wanted.
Pitiful person#1: I'm having such a shitty day, my boyfriend broke my heart into a thousand million peices and I failed my math test.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.
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Whack Fest can occur any time, but usually on a Saturday morning/afternnon. It consists of Masturbating thouroughly for at the least amount of time 2 hours to the prefered 5 hour mark. This masterbation is done consistently by stopping just before you are about to "Blow the Load!" Wait about 10-15 min (no touchy touchy!) then proceed again. Keep this up for the prefered 5 hours, and let it go! This will leave you with Mt. St. Helen in your crotch.
Scenario 1: Corey- "YO, Scott what are you going to do this weekend?" Scott- "I'm gonna participate in a whack fest."
Scenario 2: That test was hard, I think I deserve to have a whack fest.
Scenario 3: "No, mom I cant go to Uncle Clyde's Funneral. Why? Because I'm gonna do whack fest! Damn it!"
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A synonym for a purity ball.
Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.
If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Katie: Did you hear about Marie getting a purity ring?
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.
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when a donut fest becomes extremely emotional and therefore acquires classic girl tendencies. Crazy girl hormones take over and the conversation turns to boys, feeling fat, being emotionally confused, etc. or a combination of two or more of these.
Last night at Sarah's house all of us started talking about our feelings...it was a total estrogen fest.
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Of or pertaining to an event containing 5 or more niggers, usually centered around activities involving bananas, throwing poop and marijuana.
Whoa, dude, this is a straight nog fest!
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usually a party lacking girls consisting of only guys.
Ry: yo you coming tonight?
Ty: Uh yeah pretty sure i am
Ry: its goin to be a meat fest just to let you know.
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