Six figures

salary for the year: 100k

Six figures is how much some doctors or nurses make.

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full figured

A girl with everything vi. I am talking about a nice ass, GREAT LIPS, tight rack, and good personality. The kind of girl that every man in the world wants to marry. That is full figured.

Damn Beyonce is a full figured girl

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yoda figure

A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.

Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.

Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.

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Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

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Private Figure

A private figure is a person who has significant influence on his/her family & friends.

I never wanted this bag until I saw Sarah with it. She influenced my decision as a private figure.

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wax figure

A person who has the same expression in every picture and is greasy enough to look like they are made of wax.

Tiffany Taffera looks like a wax figure in every picture.

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Fatherless figure

A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.

A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure

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