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A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.
(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?
(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.
The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.
Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.
He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.
I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.
Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.
It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.
Queefing dust.
Usually has a crap ponytail or wears a head band a very slow and fat cdm, who gives the ball away and gets blamed for everything
fletcher fox is an absolute fuck nob, fuck wart, fuck face, fuck brain, fuck stain that eats John marnies dick cheese for a living
On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."