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A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.
As a prank the Dave gave Alex a wet flip flop that he walked in for the rest of the day
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The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.
I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.
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An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
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The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating
I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop
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A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.
"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri
That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.
"Bye Flip Flop Phil"
Then you would reply with "SHE KNOWS!"
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A guy who only wears flip flops.
Wow! I've noticed that Matt only wears flip flops. Let's call him flip flop guy!
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