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A group of kids in high school that not only are jocks and play football but have their minds set in stone that they are the coolest, toughest, most popular kids around and do everything the best and are certain they will succeed in life because they play sports. They talk down to other people who dont play sports or who arent athletic. They wear their football jerseys to school even when they dont have a game. None of them drink, smoke, or do drugs because they are trying to be "The best that they can be". Half of them arent even allowed to go to parties. You dont have to play football to be "Football"
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The greatest sport ever made. And not to be confused with soccer. football as in the nfl. the most exciting sport ever to be made. That envolves 11 men on offense and 11 men on defense. all playes wear equiment like helments and shoulder pads to protect them from enjury due to the rough conctact in the sport. they are played ib 4 down intervals. the only way to keep going is to gain 10 yards befor your 4 downs are up. the deffense tries to stop this from happening. the ball can ether be handed off to a running back or thrown the a reciever by a quater back. the quater back is protected by lineman. the lineman protect from deffesive lineman and linebackers. the recievers are covered by cornerbacks, safties, and linebacker who also can ruse the quater. line backers also watch for the running back.
I was watching a NFL football game today. the Chicago Bears lost to the Pittsburg steelers 35 to 0.
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the best damn sport in the WORLD if it is played the american way, the english way is very girly as you can not do anything and try to fake your way through the whole 90 minutes, and THE Ohio State Buckeyes are the best damn team in the land
Man did you see them buckeyes play football!
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The best sport ever. Should be played by boys and girls. Can be played or watched. Not to be mixed up with American football
(rugby).
Boy: I don't want her on my team she's a girl!!
Girls: yes goal beat you go football
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The most popular sport on planet earth. A sport that has a show of strength, cunning, and heart, without any protection so the risk is higher. Known to Americans as soccer.
American Guy: Do you like soccer or football?
Me: Oh I absolutely love football!
American Guy: Wanna go to the feilds and practice?
Me: Hell yeah!
Later...
Me: I got the ball!
*Holds out American soccer ball
American Guy: I thought we were playing football?
*Holds out American football
Me: We are! Now throw the worthless, flobby excuse for a ball away and get in goal.
American Guy: You little son of a bitch! You're American! Play our sport!
Me: Hell naw. C'mon. Let's fight. Whoever wins, gets to pick what we play.
*American guy rushes forward.
*I trip him and he falls right on his face
Me: I guess I won! Time to play football!
American Guy: WTF!!!!!!!!!
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A game where a bunch of grown men run around a field for 90 minutes. By the way it isn't a sport either, "running" at 5 mph does not show athleticism.
The football game is tonight.
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an excuse for guys to check eachother out, some say the game is fun to play, but this is just a rationalization for the expressing of homoerotic emotions, through the comforting medium of sport. Appraisal of other males can be conducted during the game and also after in the men's locker which is sporty and fun and chemically involving as opposed to in the men's bathroom which can be psychologically invasive and shameful as society has conditioned us to view our bodily functions as uncultured and unspeakable. Homoeroticism in men is as natural as it is in women. A correlary for football in women is competitive trampolining.
Football is a useless unwatchable abomination of a sport as is trampolining for women, but I let my husband watch it because it helps him to establish wholesome connections with other men through sport who are also ashamed of their secret attraction to other men.
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