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A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.
Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off
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While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.
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While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.
"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."
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When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
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When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
A peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.
A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
"Dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, I wish i could find one of those."
"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
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Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
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