When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.
Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!
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adjective often used in reference to ninjas
Ninjas are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.
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1.) Show made for young girls to watch
2.) Show made for teenage boys to sexually fantasize about
1.) Little girl: Yay! Totally spies is on!
2.) "Uhuhuhuh. Hey Beavis?"
"What?"
"Did you see that hot blond chick in totally spies or flies or whatever? She's SOOOO hot!"
"Booooiiiiiing! I wanna score with her!!"
"Uhuhuhuh. You said score!"
*Both laugh and eat nachos
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somthing that is beyond regular awsome
guy1-"man i'm so glad i went to that concert last night"
guy2-"yea it was totally boss"
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Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.
See: Ghost Hit
When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!
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Gay.
Benedict XVI is totally not gay.
I'm totally not gay.
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A total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. It's a synonym for douchebag but total douche has a lighter feel to it and it's not as serious. It's more often than not used when talking about a person when they're not around.
That ass thinks he's always the shit around me. He's a total douche.
That bitch fired me for no reason. What a total douche.
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