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39 buried, 0 found

It’s about to be 40 buried soon

Triangle: You’re pointless.
Circle: 39 buried, 0 found

by Dandy Jey May 8, 2022

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.

Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?

by CobraKaiNeverDies February 12, 2007

61πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


I found Among Us

The act of finding an Among Us unexpectedly and screaming "I found Among Us" very fast repeatedly to the rhythm of DVRST "Close Eyes" to attract the attention of the others to convince them you are definitely not sus. Usually used when you find the Among Us in an unlikely place like the vents.

*sees someone venting*
Among us... I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US

by Zan Tsu of Japan June 19, 2022


then i found 5 dollars

when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.

Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"

by Ductape419 November 9, 2007

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


no love lost no love found

There was no love there to begin with, so there is definitely none to be found now.

'Did you hear Dan slept with another girl on saturday night?' 'Why would I care he was selfish in bed anyway' 'Yeah good for you- no love lost no love found.'

by idiotsrus1 December 1, 2013

70πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

by stevie September 19, 2003

43πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 24, 2004

21373πŸ‘ 9570πŸ‘Ž