A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.
Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”
The act of going off to college and gaining an ominous and vast amount of weight to resemble that of a beluga whale.
Damn, Christy has got a donk now.
No, Christy is suffering from the freshman beluga.
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A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote
"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"
When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.
Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.
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the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college
Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant
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that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30
if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older
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drama caused by (a) freshman(s)
He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.
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