Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

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front butt

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

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Front Butt

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

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Y fronts

In Britain, cockney slang for men's underwear - per EastEnder's glossary

"Oy! Don't go out in the street in just your Y-fronts!"

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Front Dumpy

The opposite of a back dumpy.

The Boogie Slug has a large front dumpy!

front it out

Primarily British Boldly face something difficult that you have been avoiding. Turn your front to the problem and blaze ahead.

Tom: How the hell am I going to tell my mum I crashed her car last night?
Dick: Front it out, mate. The longer you wait, the shittier it's going to get.
Tom: Just yank off the plaster?
Dick: Haaa, you said yank-off. And yeah.

Front Butt

A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?

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