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When shit about to go down that's really fucked up, but you can't finish the sentence because you're probably dead or can't speak because it's so fucked up.
Darrel: This club too turnt!
Jake: This motherfucker got a gun.
Darrel: Really?
Jake: Yeah, hey is pointed at us.
Darrel: Forreal...
Jake: Oh fu-
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Ability to search the internet and find what you are looking for.
Noun. Created by blending google and kung fu. Allusion to internet searching skill to being a martial art.
Asking for help in internet searching;
My google fu is weak today, can you look for me?
Commenting on to someone re their ability to find something:
Your google fu is mighty!
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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
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A day in which you wake up feeling completely apathetic towards everything so that every response that you give is around the lines of "does it look like I give a fuck?"
Person one: dude I slept at 4 am doing my spanish homework
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)
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A 90s fighting game for the SNES and Sega Genesis which people love to hate on, but isn't nearly as bad as you'd think from what you've hear about it. Sure it's not a great game, but it's actually playable - versus a bunch of other games that have been called the worst game ever, like Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, Friday the 13th for NES, and ET: The Extraterrestrial for Atari.
The worst parts of this game are:
The story is retarded (ex. Shaq is about to play a basketball game to raise money for a charity, but walks into a dojo and gets taken to another dimension where he has to rescue some kid from this evil mummy dude - for no apparent reason).
The fighters walk way too slow, but they can jump insanely far - so the easiest way to win a match is to just jump all over the area and land aerial kicks on your opponent until he's dead. There's almost no reason to use ground attacks at all because you attack so slow, and opponent can just up out of the way in a split second. Gets boring really fast.
Shaq as a character in a Mortal Kombat-style fighter, in his basketball uniform. Really?
Overall this is a pretty mediocre game, but not nearly bad enough to justify all the hate for it - I guess this is just a game that is "cool to hate" on. I tried it out thinking it would be as bad as Big Rigs, and I was seriously let-down - not by the game, but by how the reviews made me think it would be a lot worse than it was.
Shaq Fu isn't great, but compared to Big Rigs, it's like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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Search-fu is a term that is used often in internet Forums. When someone asks for a piece of information that is commonly available on the site, but says they can not find it with the search button, it is often termed bad search-fu. When the next poster does use the search feature for the site and finds it, he/she has powerful search-fu.
My search-fu is weak I can not find the post that tells of the horsepower numbers of a corvette.
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A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.
Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.