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Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
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A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
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Fucking till you can't cum anymore
Will you fuck me dry
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On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.
Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."
(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
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Words that mean to fuck the life out of her , slap her and make her tits and ass jiggle , choke her with your big long dick , cum all over her so she can lick it of her nice juicy pussy.
Women:‘Oh,oh,FUCK ME DADDY,oh yes’
Guy: ‘suck my big dick and get the cum off of it for me’
Women: ‘happily’
*chokes one his dick*
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